The red cloak -- The red riding hood doll -- Little Red Riding Hood's family -- Granny and the wolf -- Deems the wood gatherer -- Why Willy and his brother will never amount to anything -- The little red headache -- Little Red Riding Hood's little red riding hood.

Presents eight twists on the traditional tale of Little Red Riding Hood, exploring such issues as why most characters seem dim-witted and what, exactly, is the theme.